Lets get naked

Hello. The joy of landing on this page might be so intense I may have to dampen things down a bit by providing some boring facts. I am caring. I care about all of your blood pressures and arteries, that is why I am doing this!

Alan (a civil engineer) and Jane (a pharmacist) met one fine day in sunny ol Northampton. After the love games, courting and holding hands, they got married. One day Jane felt queezy, she took a test, and god forbid, she had a bun up the spout. This was not the second coming of Jesus Christ, Alan and her had "done it" on an occassion. The pregnancy was long (9 months in fact) and out popped a baby boy, later to be known as James, a trendie in every respect. Alan and Jane tried to live a complete life but they knew deep down something was missing. One day in 1981, their forces were brought together once more and this time a wonderful gift was conceived. 9 months later on a beautiful day (many remarked how this day was unusually fantastically pleasant for the time of year) on 5th March, a bouncing baby girl was born. The family was complete, and Alan and Jane sighed as they learnt how one of their kids actually had taste.

19 years later, here I am ("hello!" *waves*). A musical monkey. I love punk, ska, hardcore, emo and nu metal with a sprinkling of hip hop. I like my baggies, my wide skate trainers and my hoodies. I also like my accessories and fair share of tack. I am waiting to connect with my lobster one day, but until then, its fun and monkeying around for me!

So I grew up in the depths of Northampton. A sinister place, visually unattractive from the outside, and its a little strange, everybody knows someone and we have a hot air balloon festival. Its not just a dive.. I will show ya later! I am one of the lucky people, I have overcome the attractive forces pulling me back to stay, and I have escaped to Nottingham. I now study biology at the university of Nottingham. The place truely kicks ass, and I don't think its just my ass!

I have lots of interests, which I can cut down to quite a short list. mmkay, I like music (caught on yet?), skating (badly but still its not just a sport for posers!), gigs and festivals (phwaa words can not describe how much i love um!) I like swimming and many "ball" sports. No really I do. I wanna learn how to play my guitar properly. I also like to spend quality time with my mates coz they are wicked. And as if I'm not busy enough, i like faffing around on the computer. But again, I am not very good, this is evidence! But screw it, I don't care!


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								Hello. The joy of landing on this page might be so intense I may have to dampen things down a bit by providing some boring facts. I am caring. I care about all of your blood pressures and arteries, that is why I am doing this! Alan (a civil engineer) and Jane (a pharmacist) met one fine day in sunny ol Northampton. After the love games, courting and holding hands, they got married. One day Jane felt queezy, she took a test, and god forbid, she had a bun up the spout. This was not the second coming of Jesus Christ, Alan and her had "done it" on an occassion. The pregnancy was long (9 months in fact) and out popped a baby boy, later to be known as James, a trendie in every respect. Alan and Jane tried to live a complete life but they knew deep down something was missing. One day in 1981, their forces were brought together once more and this time a wonderful gift was conceived. 9 months later on a beautiful day (many remarked how this day was unusually fantastically pleasant for the time of year) on 5th March, a bouncing baby girl was born. The family was complete, and Alan and Jane sighed as they learnt how one of their kids actually had taste. 19 years later, here I am ("hello!" waves). A musical monkey. I love punk, ska, hardcore, emo and nu metal with a sprinkling of hip hop. I like my baggies, my wide skate trainers and my hoodies. I also like my accessories and fair share of tack. I am waiting to connect with my lobster one day, but until then, its fun and monkeying around for me! So I grew up in the depths of Northampton. A sinister place, visually unattractive from the outside, and its a little strange, everybody knows someone and we have a hot air balloon festival. Its not just a dive.. I will show ya later! I am one of the lucky people, I have overcome the attractive forces pulling me back to stay, and I have escaped to Nottingham. I now study biology at the university of Nottingham. The place truely kicks ass, and I don't think its just my ass! I have lots of interests, which I can cut down to quite a short list. mmkay, I like music (caught on yet?), skating (badly but still its not just a sport for posers!), gigs and festivals (phwaa words can not describe how much i love um!) I like swimming and many "ball" sports. No really I do. I wanna learn how to play my guitar properly. I also like to spend quality time with my mates coz they are wicked. And as if I'm not busy enough, i like faffing around on the computer. But again, I am not very good, this is evidence! But screw it, I don't care! Here is a picture providing evidence of an activity I like engaging in. That is alcoholism and general wastedness. Here I am in Holland (summer 99) mounting a canon. Maximum respect to me for attempting such a thing. I presume some substance is involved in my actions, at least I hope so. Ok thats me done. Any offers?! I deduce since I have nothing else left to write I am quite simply a boring person so lucky me, and you for knowing me, or not knowing me. Everyone in this place is a winner, but I'm not sure why yet. LHS.. a young impressionable girlie clutching one small bunny called Harry. Dig the legoland hair and bermuda shorts. Style princess as ever! RHS.. an older me, think I was 15. A full on image of my face. Age took its toll no? I appear to look a bit gothy.. scary! Oh did I mention? I like skateboarding, (& skateboarders!) so here is a pic. Its me, I'm really good! Luckily my friend had a camera to catch me in action on the half-pipe. Gosh, look at all the awe-inspired faces, or at least the back of their heads!



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